May Day! May Day!

-Captain, HE is thinking about doing some changes on his life! he is actually thinking about it!

-Oh Lord… how serious is this time sailor?

-Well, we thought it was like always… regular moves to the left, a little bit to the right and that´s it. But no, HE is thinking or at least considering again the autosabotage and all the crap that he never did since the last time we sinked!

-Mother of Jesus on rollerblades. Well, I guess there´s nothing to do. Get the wine, the cigarettes and let see how this asshole sink again and drown us with him…